Publife seen through the eyes of a Norwegian girl
It is fascinating in a way, how the great people of England seem to love their time at the the pub so much. It appears to be a sacred time for the Englishman, and anything interfering is seen as an evil.
At the pub, a place that could be referred to as their second home, they all seem to know each other. They meet up with old and new friends, share stories and laughter over a pint of something that to me both look and taste like urine. I am not going to sugar coat it, it really does! Most conversations will at one point turn to sport, and football, rugby and cricket in particular are popular topics.
As a girl of foreign upbringing I don’t feel like I belong in this setting. Sitting in a dark pub, surrounded by old men and their pints, whilst getting hammered on urine and talking the latest England squad is not what I consider a time well spent. I just can’t seem to grasp what’s so magical about it. Let’s face it, the pub is a dirty place. It stinks of ale and piss, and seventy percent of the people in there are old, lonely men drowning their sorrows. It is not a place for a fragile girl.
However, I don’t mind the pub all that much if we are heading up town afterwards, as I know better things are to come, like shaking my behind to some cheesy ’80’s music. I just don’t understand how people go there for hours then back home again when the pub closes at night to sleep off the piss, for then do the same damn thing the following night. To me it feels like going to the cinema to watch the trailers and then leave before the feature film. Pointless.
Unfortunately like mentioned, the Englishmen seems to love it, including my man. Many a night have I lost his company to his Nirvana. Instead I am left to my own to write stories about how boring pubs are. It is actually more fun writing this than joining the man and his fellow pubers (does that look too much like pubes?). When I am there I often find myself without anything to contribute with in the pub conversations. Strangely enough, I seem to find a million things to say about the pubs itself.